Everything in Moderaton...including the Chowder

So I am commuting to work this AM, in the Alewife Station, and a rather rotund woman is stuck in the turnstile.  An MBTA employee gave her a budge and she was off..or waddling off.  Anyway, I would think that would be a wake-up call.  If you cannot sit on an airline seat, walk thru a revolving door, or walk thru any door, maybe, just maybe it is time to take action?  The major pharma companies just love this stuff....